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My daughter didn't come to sckool today because she broke her leg in ten different places. it will take a few days, but don't worry, she will come back to skool with a PERFECT leg!

I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world

Excuse my daughter for being absent for three weeks. She's going to have a baby

I did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down!

I was feeding my dog some bisqits, and she thought my homework was the bisqit. Just quimsidental i say! HEHE!!

I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world
Excuse my daughter for being absent for three weeks. She's going to have a baby
I did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down!
I was feeding my dog some bisqits, and she thought my homework was the bisqit. Just quimsidental i say! HEHE!!
Please excuse Jimmy from school his hair hurt.
Kayla did not have her homework today because last night aliens abducted it.
Student: " Miss! Would you punish someone for something they didn't do?"
Please excuse sarah from school for this month. She has mild bladder weakness and has a heavy period. Thanyou Muchly.
on the way to school i was feeding the ducks and my homework fell in
I'm going through puberty!
i did my home work on the computer but it broke so i couldn't print it off for you.
please excuse shyann from gym today she was watching t.v. yestuday and strained her eyes so now she can't focus well
Please excuse bob from school this week as he has to attend his grandmothers aunties uncles friends cousins dentists pets vets mums sisters daughters speech on .......................stuff and she will be talking about rather alot of stuff.
Alex had constapation and exploded at breakfast.We have stiched him back together now.Sorry for any inconveniece caused.
Please excuse so and so from P.E. Today. As a member of the marching band, those band kids are constantly playing each others instruments, and she has a yucky mouthepice disease on her lips from playing the tuba.
"I have anal glaucoma-- I don't see my ass coming to class today."
Please excuse Jordan from school forever, because she has some weird desease called freckles.
i made my homework into a paper plane and it was highjacked
Sorry <teacher's name>, My dog ate my homework, then my science project ate my dog.
i was so busy lastnight i forgot my homework
I did my homework but then i ate it. Would you like me to try to go to the bathroom?
I can't go to school today because I irritated my aunt.
Please excuse Cori from school today, she claims to have a disease from over exposure to homework, and needs to start chemo therapy.
I was walking to school when a baby jumped on my leg crawled up my back and sucked the homework out of my bag. I think it was a mutated baby.
i swear i did my homework but i was abducted by aliens and they stole it.
I was tardy for class because my foot got stuck in the toliet
please exuse bob from school because the dog had a headache
I could not do my homework as my house burnt down and i managed to save everything except my homework.
Jones wanted to come to school, but he's busy playing games (parent's name)
i wasn't in class yesterday cause i didn't want to go
I spilt lemonade on my homework and its drying on the radiator at home.
Please excuse my tardiness, My Mother took Drugs while she was pregnant with me.
My underwear was too tight, it was cutting off the circulation to my brain!
Excuse Zac for he fell down the stairs studying for his algebra test.
Please excuse Samantha from swimming today because of her plumbing problems.(period).
Molly will not be attending school today because her fish died and we're planning the flushing.
I ate my homework because I didn't have any ice cream, but it had all the answers on it so it made me smarter.
Please excuse bob from school today as constipation has made him uptight.
I'm sorry, but I can't turn in my homework because my cat threw up on it. Want to see?
Dear <teacher's name>, Seth will not coming to school because of your ugly face, your bucked teeth, and your smelly farts. That is all. <Parent’s name>
I’m tardy because I am protesting against the nature of clocks.
"I was going to go to school today, but my doctor recommended not doing
anything that causes me stress."
Mom ate it, she's heavily pregnant and having very odd cravings
Sorry I was late; the bell rang before I got here
My mom put my homework in the washer.
Didn't You feel The Earthquake?
My mom forgot to wake me up.
I got stuck in the elevator.
My baby brother threw up on my home work.
I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework in it.
My sister ate it... (I don't really recommend you to use it.)
My dog has mistaken my homework for that GOSH DAMN newspaper.
I was absent because I got my head caught in the power window of the car.
I won't be in class because my dog chipped my tooth.
I was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!!
Al was not in school yesterday because he was didn't feel like going.
Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious.
I'm sorry I can't come to school today because I have toemonia!
I'm sorry Tyler can't go to school today because his hormones are raging.
I'm sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework down the toilet.
Please excuse my son from school yesterday, he has gangrene and cock itch.
Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 - Nov. 1, he had to attend a religious sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Dear School: Excuses. Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.


      

 


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