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Delivery Fault: I'm experimenting.

Delivery Fault: Stood too close.

Delivery Fault: Stood too far back.

Delivery Fault: Ball hooked too late.

Delivery Fault: Ball hooked too soon.

Delivery Fault: Stood too close.
Delivery Fault: Stood too far back.
Delivery Fault: Ball hooked too late.
Delivery Fault: Ball hooked too soon.
Delivery Fault: Didn't follow through.
Delivery Fault: Not relaxed.
Delivery Fault: Concentration's off.
Delivery Fault: Timing's off.
Delivery Fault: Approach too slow.
Delivery Fault: Approach too fast.
Delivery Fault: Ball slipped off my thumb.
Delivery Fault: Threw my arm to the left.
Delivery Fault: Threw my arm to the right.
Delivery Fault: Stood on the wrong board.
Delivery Fault: Missed my mark.
Delivery Fault: Lost my balance.
Delivery Fault: Bumped ball on the floor.
Delivery Fault: Ball hit my leg.
It's the Equipment's Fault: Forgot my: wrist support; rosin bag; baby powder; lucky towel.
It's the Equipment's Fault: Brought the wrong shoes.
It's the Equipment's Fault: New shoes need breaking-in.
It's the Equipment's Fault: Need new shoes.
It's the Equipment's Fault: Brought the wrong ball.
It's the Equipment's Fault: Need a new ball.
It's the Equipment's Fault: Ball needs cleaning/resurfacing.
It's the Equipment's Fault: Thumb/finger hole needs tape.
It's the Equipment's Fault: Edge of thumb hole too rough.
It's the Equipment's Fault: Thumb hole needs to be redrilled.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: The neighboring house is better.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Proprietor lays shot only he/she can throw.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Toilet paper is too rough.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Bar doesn't open till noon.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Beer to warm.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Music not loud enough.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Music too loud.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: No coffee.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Ceiling fans not working.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Ceiling fans too breezy.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: It's too cold.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: It's too hot.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Ball scratched by ball return.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Light over the pins is too dull.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Approach is too sticky.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Approach is too slick.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Lanes need resurfacing.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Oil/conditioner has evaporated since the 1st game.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Lanes are too dry.
It's the Bowling Center's Fault: Lanes are too oily.
Personal Problems: Can't bowl like I used to.
Personal Problems: I'm not warmed up yet.
Personal Problems: Just back from vacation.
Personal Problems: Fight with significant other.
Personal Problems: I'm starving.
Personal Problems: Ate too much.
Personal Problems: Contact lenses are dirty.
Personal Problems: Brough wrong glasses.
Personal Problems: Forgot my glasses.
Personal Problems: Need new glasses.
Personal Problems: Had a root canal yesterday.
Personal Problems: Arthritis is acting up.
Personal Problems: Tennis elbow.
Personal Problems: Swollen thumb.
Personal Problems: Hangnail on my finger.


      

 


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